So you’re going down the shore. You’re with your stepdad (need we say more), or maybe you’re with your girlfriend who’s been on you the whole drive about how you the sunscreen you bought is only SPF 15. The drive has been borderline insufferable, and you’re looking for any way to put yourself in a better mood — after all, this is your vacation. You need a place to kick back, relax, have a couple, and laugh.