This made me laugh
Skyla Stark
May 17, 2019 at 9:45 PM ·
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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Glenn Embrey is with Angie Embrey.
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Somebody said the ladies will find me a lot more attractive if I post pictures with filters. I have some doubts but what do I know, right? So here goes. Man my phones probably gonna really blow up.
Rupert Motorsports
May 5, 2016 at 4:41 PM ·
#ThrowbackThursday | Did you know that Mert Littlefield once drove a Bays & Rupert Funny Car? He tested Frank Rupert's and Richard Bays' new Mike Kase-built, Barracuda-bodied Funny Car at OCIR circa 1975, but the run ended in a disastrous fire due to the bladder of the fuel tank being sucked closed during the run. (photos by former OCIR track photographer Richard Shute - check out more of his work at AutoImagery.com)
Fish Heads
May 1 at 8:32 AM ·
What does it mean when this light comes on your trailer? Asking for a friend. 😲
Happy Good Friday!!! Look at this beauty we are doing some custom work on for a customer!!! Just wanting to wish everyone a happy and healthy Easter weekend! We will be back in the shop Monday morning...we have been taking extra precautions...wiping down and sterilizing all vehicles before we work on them and when we are finished and they are waiting for pick up. Let us know if we can help you with your car’s maintenance or repairs!!! 😎😎😎
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Famoso Raceway was live.
November 22, 2020 at 4:57 PM ·