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As a former ICU nurse and hospitalist doctor, we strongly recommend everyone read this a few times. Peter Chow January 7, 2020 at 10:55 PM · WHAT NOT TO SAY IN THE ER By RadaJonesMD | Writing for the medically curious with a sense https://www.radajonesmd.com You may not know it, but there’s a language specific to emergency rooms. It’s really not a language so much as… a commonsense collection of what to say and especially what not to say. Not familiar with this? Don’t worry! As an emergency physician, I’m fluent in ER. And I’m happy to help. The things to say are easy: “Please.” “Thank you.” “I appreciate your care.” The things to never say? That’s a little more tricky. Here’s a list of things to avoid: 1. “Boy, it sure looks quiet here tonight.” In the ER, the “q-word” is “the one that shall not be uttered.” Ever. Once uttered, the q-word will conjure the forces of darkness, and disaster will strike with the force of a full moon on Friday the 13th. I haven’t yet killed anyone for saying the q-word, but rumor has it the ghosts of those who have died for saying it haunt the ER still. 2. “I have a high pain tolerance.” In ER lingo, that usually means: “I have a high tolerance for pain medicines. Give me more.” We won’t. A variation on the theme is: “My pain is a 16 on a scale of one to 10.” That’s a no-no. In my 15 years in the ER, the two patients I’ve seen in the most horrific pain were both an eight. One had a small bowel obstruction. The other had an amputated leg—that arrived in a separate car. If your pain is 16 and you’re texting while eating chips, you’re out of luck. We don’t do 16. 3. “98.9 is a fever for me.” No, it’s not. You don’t get to choose your own fever. You are human and therefore entitled to the same vitals as every other human—most mammals, in fact. You’re allowed to call it a fever if you happen to be a leatherback sea turtle, whose core temperature is 78 degrees, or a crocodile, whose core temperature is around 91. But, if so, you should probably go see a vet. 4. “You have my allergies/medications/history in the computer. Go find them.” Or: “Call my wife. She knows them.” Or: “Call my doctor. The one at the office down the road from Ruby Tuesday. His name starts with a Z.” When you tell me to go look elsewhere for things you should know because you don’t want to be bothered, I don’t get the warm fuzzies. That’s not cool. I have people dying to see me, so that leaves little time to call your wife about your meds. Arriving in the ER with a list of your meds, your known allergies, and the name of your doctor will make you very popular. 5. “Do I really have to tell you again? You’re the third person asking me! Can’t you just speak to each other?” As a matter of fact, we do speak to each other, but we need to speak to you too. The fact that you told the registrar your chief complaint—in between giving them your insurance card and spelling out your middle name for them—does not provide me with an adequate history of your current medical situation. It’s a whole lot easier for all of us if you just help me help you. 6. “I’ve had this pain for two years. I’ve seen five specialists. I’m not going home without an answer.” You may be here for a long time, my friend. In case you were unaware, the “E” in ER stands for “emergency.” We’re unlikely to find an answer that five specialists took two years not to find. We’re likely to cost OHIP a lot of money. 7. “I have an allergy to Tylenol and Motrin. Percocet works.” If Percocet works, you don’t have an allergy to Tylenol. Percocet is 90 percent Tylenol—plus the good stuff. The good stuff doesn’t cancel the Tylenol; it just makes it better. 8. “I have an appointment with my doctor in an hour, but I didn’t feel well enough to see them.” Or “I didn’t want to wait.” Newsflash: Unless your doctor is a plastic surgeon specializing in Botox injections, their purpose is to care for sick people. The best time to see them is when you’re not feeling well. When you are feeling well, you should go find better things to do. 9. “I was here before them. Why do they get to go first?” This is the ER, not McDonald’s. It’s not first come, first served. We triage, which means we see the sicker people first, no matter how long anyone’s been waiting. If you’re here for a work note and they need the cath lab, you’ll have to wait. 10. “No offense, but I don’t like doctors.” That’s your right, but what are you expecting me to do with that? How would you feel if I started our relationship by telling you: “No offense, but I really hate patients”? (For the record, I don’t.) 11. “I have no medical problems.” Then you hand me the list of 17 meds you take every day. 12. “I don’t believe in vaccines.” What are you here for? If you don’t believe in one of the very few things the entire medical community has agreed on, then I’m not sure how we can help. You should probably go see Jenny McCarthy instead. 13. “I haven’t been able to keep anything down since January.” You are a miracle. You belong in a museum rather than my ER. People can live a month without food and a couple days without water. If you’ve been doing it for 10 months, there’s a world record waiting for you somewhere. 14. “I lost my Dilaudid prescription, but I still have the one for penicillin.” Or: “I forgot them in Finland.” Or: “The dog ate my script.” Rejoice, my friend! You are not alone. Dogs seem to have a penchant for opiate prescriptions in particular. There’s a dog conspiracy out there, trying to rid the world of narcotics overuse. Be grateful! 15. “I Googled my symptoms. They said I could die! I need to be seen right now!” If it’s not Google, it’s Dr. Oz, or a mother’s cousin’s brother-in-law is a nurse. Newsflash: Regardless of what Dr. Oz, Dr. Google, or Dr. Pepper told you, you’ll have to wait for your turn. 16. “If somebody doesn’t come see me in 10 minutes, I’m leaving.” I’m not sure why this is perceived as a threat to us. We’ll survive either way. We can’t say the same for you… 17. “Why do you work in the ER? Why not specialize in something?” Believe it or not, ER is a specialty. We are as specialized as it gets. Others specialize in specific organs—brain, heart, kidney—or specific types of patients—pediatrics, geriatrics, oncology. We specialize in time. We are “the first 15 minutes” specialists. We’re here to keep you alive, then send you home or hand you over to other specialists. That’s what we do. Nobody does it better. 18. “My doctor sent me here to get an MRI.” No, they didn’t. They sent you here so they could go home for dinner. If they needed for you to have an MRI, they’d call us—or order it for you. 19. “Why are you asking me what I’m here for? You’re the doctor, you tell me!” So, I’ve never seen you before, and you don’t feel like telling me why you’re here. Fair enough. If you can speak but can’t be bothered to tell me why you’re here, you should go see a pediatrician or a vet. They specialize in nonverbal patients. 20. “Can you hold a moment?” This is usually said with a lifted finger and eyes focused on a phone. Unfortunately, the ER is not the place for holding. Normally, I’m happy to sit and relax. But my other patients include a little old lady with dangerously low blood pressure and a kid who can’t breathe. They’d prefer I keep things moving. My bad for disturbing you when you’re busy. I’ll be back. At some point.

A very good sleep indeed. 😳 😆😴 Nurses January 18, 2018 at 8:20 AM · And you thought Nyquil knocked you out. Take a look at the ingredients in this old bottle of cough syrup.

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