so true !
Jim Veach
September 8 at 8:50 PM ·
An Obituary printed in the London Times............Brilliant!!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense live by simple, sound financial
policies( don’t spend more than you can earn ) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in
place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with
sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;
teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch;
and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly
student, only worsen his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
teachers for doing the job that they themselves had
failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required
to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an
aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents
when a student became pregnant and on and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t
defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and
the burglar could sue you as for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a
woman fail to realize that a steaming cup of coffee
was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was
promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
- By his parents, Truth and Trust,
- By his wife, Discretion,
- By his daughter, Responsibility,
-And by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 step children;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I’m A Victim
- Pay Me For Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few
realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass
this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
An Obituary printed in the London Times............Brilliant!!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend,
Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn’t always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense live by simple, sound financial
policies( don’t spend more than you can earn ) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-
intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in
place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with
sexual harassment for kissing a classmate;
teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch;
and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly
student, only worsen his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked
teachers for doing the job that they themselves had
failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required
to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an
aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents
when a student became pregnant and on and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses;
and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn’t
defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and
the burglar could sue you as for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a
woman fail to realize that a steaming cup of coffee
was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was
promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
- By his parents, Truth and Trust,
- By his wife, Discretion,
- By his daughter, Responsibility,
-And by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 step children;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I’m A Victim
- Pay Me For Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few
realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass
this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing
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