Drugs are ruining our country. If you are going to court next week; don't use drugs.
Asked to Officiate at a friend's wedding ceremony, US Supreme Court Justice Felix Frankfurter explained that he didn't have authority to perform the ceremony.
"What!" exclaimed his friend. "A Supreme Court justice doesn't have the authority to marry people? How come?"
"I guess," replied Frankfurter, "it's because marriage is not considered a federal offense."
If you want to try a case, don't go in half way. Get your witnesses. Don't except that they don't want to get involved. You need them in order to present your evidence.
Always read your legal documents. I am amazed at the number of people who get into trouble for not reading their orders, contracts or agreements.
Legal advise of the week. Know what you own. It might sound strange but go through your residence and make a list of everything you own. Might be important at some point for a divorce, a break in or your estate.
Legal joke of the week. "After losing in the highest court of appeals, the defendant turned tohis lawyer ans said, "Where do we go from here?"
The lawyer looked him straight in the eyes and said, "What do you mean we? You go to prison. I go back to my office."
