Don't mess with old people :).
Joanne McGraw
September 30 at 3:40 AM ·
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”
The old lady wanted to know why ...
The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”
The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”
The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?
The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.
The teller told her any amount up to $3000
"Well, please let me have $3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her
The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.
the moral of this tale .......
Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.
Enjoy, I did!
Trisha Keel
August 29 at 1:14 PM ·
This is the best post I’ve seen in a group in a long time! His wife asked if everyone could photoshop things in the window that her husband “missed while he was sleeping” 🤣
So sweet~
Brittany Lawrence
May 21 at 8:43 PM ·
The dancing machine. Lol this his song 🤣🤣 *i don’t own the rights to this music*
How about you?
Inspire Uplift
August 17 at 11:50 AM ·
Really.
Dontpokethebear
August 2 at 4:50 PM ·
Almost that time again....
Yam Yam TV
October 14 at 2:53 PM ·
When your mum has had too many red wines before the Christmas Nativity 😂😂
Is this you.....
Just saying~
So true....
Ana Baber
December 27, 2019 at 5:24 PM ·
So true~
Carlos Santos
October 19 at 11:39 AM ·
Had to share~
Joshua Lutz
December 10, 2020 at 2:28 PM ·
Best elf on the shelf idea ever! Can I get an Amen!
Just saying.....
Andrew Hopkins
December 10, 2020 at 6:16 PM ·
About that Covid-19...
Me AT GROCERY STORE:
Why is there plastic on the payment keypad?
Cashier: To protect people from Covid.
Me : But isn’t everyone touching the plastic keypad the same way they would the regular keypad?
Cashier: No words. Confused look.
Me : Why don't you pack the grocery bags anymore?
Cashier : Because of Covid 19 to reduce the spread of catching or spreading the virus.
Me : But a shelf packer took it out of a box and put on the shelf, a few customers might have picked it up and put back deciding they don't want it, I put it in my cart and then on the conveyer belt, YOU pick it up to scan it.. But putting it in a bag after you scan is risky??
Cashier : No words, confused look.
Me AT DRIVE-THRU
Server: (Holds a tray out the window with a bag of food for logical friend to grab)
Me: Why is my bag of food on a tray?
Server: So I don’t touch your food because of Covid.
Me: Didn’t the cook touch my food? Didn’t the person wrapping my food touch it and then touch it again when placing it in my bag? Didn’t you touch the bag and put it on the tray? Didn’t you touch the tray?
Server: No words. Confused look.
Me in SOCIETY
Society : If you cough or sneeze, do it in your elbow or sleeve.
Also society : Don't shake hands or hug anyone or you will spread the virus..
To greet people, do an elbow tap instead.
Me : Elbow tap? Isn't that where you tell people to sneeze or cough? Into their elbow? Now you want people to tap each other with that elbow?
Wouldn't it be safer to sneeze into elbow and shake hands like we did before Covid?
Me AT RESTAURANT:
Hostess: Ok, I can seat you at this table right here (4 feet away), but I will need you to wear a mask to the table.
Me: What happens when I get to the table?
Hostess: You can take off the mask.
Me: Then it is safe over there?
Hostess: Yes.
Me: Are those fans blowing above the table? Is that the air-conditioning I feel? Is the air circulating in here?
Hostess: No words. Confused look.
SOCIETY : You are not allowed to stand and drink at the pub. You have to sit down.
But at the shopping center, you are not allowed to sit down; all the chairs are roped off.
Who thinks this up and gets to make these rules?
Life is hard for logical people right now.
We are being raised without the ability to process and execute logic.
**Copied & pasted**
So true.
Contemplative Monk
November 15, 2020 at 12:00 PM ·
